As you know it’s been kinda warm this year. Heck, it’s even been warm all the way up here at the alternative-country North Pole where we usually get at least ten inches of snow on Banjo-StuntDouble Mountain. Even Santa has been kicking it by the pool stuffed full of raspberry schnapps and smelling of gasoline and space-urine.
Anyway, as you know, we have launched our new site and will have some cool new mind-blowing stuff for you to swap them rubles for. We hope we can provide you with some distraction and some ammunition against these slightly agro-times. Whatever you do, keep smiling and don’t let anybody kill your buzz. That is what RocknRoll is all about baby! So happy holiday season from Morgoflume, Land of the Infinite Riff and we here at Pax-Am hope you have a prolific and unnecessarily derivative holiday season. We love you, for real, in a slightly scary way.
Your best friends in the entire known Universe,
…Bongo The Snowman
Before the Industrial Revolution, tuberculosis may sometimes have been regarded as vampirism. When one member of a family died from it, the other members that were infected would lose their health slowly. People believed that this was caused by the original victim draining the life from the other family members. Furthermore, people who had TB exhibited symptoms similar to what people considered to be vampire traits. People with TB often have symptoms such as red, swollen eyes (which also creates a sensitivity to bright light), pale skin, extremely low body heat, a weak heart and coughing blood, suggesting the idea that the only way for the afflicted to replenish this loss of blood was by sucking blood. Another folk belief told that the affected individual was being forced, nightly, to attend fairy revels, so that the victim wasted away owing to lack of rest; this belief was most common when a strong connection was seen between the fairies and the dead. Similarly, but less commonly, it was attributed to the victims being “hagridden”—being transformed into horses by witches (hags) to travel to their nightly meetings, again resulting in a lack of rest.
TB was romanticized in the nineteenth century. Many people believed TB produced feelings of euphoria referred to as Spes phthisica (“hope of the consumptive”). It was believed that TB sufferers who were artists had bursts of creativity as the disease progressed. It was also believed that TB sufferers acquired a final burst of energy just before they died that made women more beautiful and men more creative. In the early 20th century, some believed TB to be caused by masturbation.
I caved. After 2 years or so of avoiding starting a style/fashion blog, I did it. And here it is. That makes it my third blog. Good luck with finding my Xanga from high school, stalkers. Haha, how embarrassing!