I’m 99% convinced that no man will ever be as excited to see me as much as my dog, Ribs, nor attempt to attack my face with as much fervor. I’ve missed Abby and Ribs soooo much.
1. Run away to Brooklyn. Rent an apartment with a claw footed bathtub. Commute...– 5 Fantasy Exit Strategies « Thought Catalog (via 472239364)
joyinthecity asked: I reeeeeally wish I could experience that magic but my drain stopper thing is broken. :(
Normality wasn’t normal. It couldn’t be. If normality was normal,...– Jeffrey Eugenides, Middlesex
eastatlanta: “Love is blind, they say; sex is impervious to reason and mocks the power of all philosophers. But, in fact, a person’s sexual choice is the result and sum of their fundamental convictions. Tell me what a person finds sexually attractive and I will tell you their entire philosophy of life. Show me the person they sleep with and I will tell you their valuation of themselves. No...
Added to the list of things I’ve done after a drink/a little tipsy: stain my dining room table. get at me.
cosmo tip #35
expertcosmotips: bring him small dead animals as tokens of your affection and displays of your hunting prowess
What happens to me that drives me up a tree is this: The guys who respond to me...– Jaclyn Friedman, Fucking While Feminist (via eastatlanta)