| Me: | look at my new skirt I got on Friday! |
| Dad: | looks like a seat cover on a Chevy. |
| Me: | hush! I can't have nice things because of you |
In the past month I’ve broken down and signed up for magazine subscriptions to:
- Garden & Gun
- Real Simple
- Southern Living (actually my mom signed me up, so I’d stop stealing hers)
I’m turning into a Southern housewife.